babies

Today we had a baby shower for a teacher at our school. Some kids wrote letters giving their advice to the parents-to-be, and because the shower was in my classroom after school, my students were busy cleaning. Here are a few things that had me cracking up...

"So, what table will you put the baby on? It should be scrubbed extra clean!"

Looking around the room, "so where's she gonna have it?" (He really thought she was going to give birth right there in our classroom!)

"You should buy 17 dipers."

"When babis are cryin you need to tigle (tickle) them and do fony
things."

"Use a little spoon to feed it, not those big ones."

"Don't lose it!